We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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