I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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