yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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