I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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