you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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