Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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