Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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