went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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