just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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