did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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