that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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