Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
