Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.