im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
