Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (876): View more from Jamaica

  you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (876): you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom http://tfl.nu/vb0z
  Replies (8) Good night (1452) Bad night (5236)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck. http://tfl.nu/9a64
  Replies (17) Good night (765) Bad night (3829)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day. http://tfl.nu/xftd
  Replies (20) Good night (5328) Bad night (1283)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine http://tfl.nu/5fcf
  Replies (32) Good night (2523) Bad night (7247)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night. http://tfl.nu/na81
  Replies (10) Good night (908) Bad night (5339)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests. http://tfl.nu/eem8
  Replies (20) Good night (2077) Bad night (5121)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle http://tfl.nu/wl70
  Replies (9) Good night (3883) Bad night (1126)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of. http://tfl.nu/pxlj
  Replies (3) Good night (940) Bad night (2444)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week http://tfl.nu/fflq
  Replies (5) Good night (3221) Bad night (945)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language. http://tfl.nu/0hum
  Replies (3) Good night (2758) Bad night (691)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory. http://tfl.nu/fp19
  Replies (6) Good night (820) Bad night (1869)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air http://tfl.nu/f3ea
  Replies (5) Good night (964) Bad night (559)
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date? http://tfl.nu/4653
  Replies (1) Good night (511) Bad night (902)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status. http://tfl.nu/koi8
  Replies (1) Good night (391) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back http://tfl.nu/4ess
  Replies (2) Good night (1430) Bad night (296)

Randomize