What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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