Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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