We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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