I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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