Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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