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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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