Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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