i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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