So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
third nipple confirmed
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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