CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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