ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
