Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
