He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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