How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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