Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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