the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
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