hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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