There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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