My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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