My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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