We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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