Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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