ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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