she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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