In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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