loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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