I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where is the hickey?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
