A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My vagina is officially offended.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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