I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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