Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
