I didn't shave. On purpose
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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