I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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