I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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