maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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