Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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