oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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