Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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