do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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