I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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