O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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